@UnFitz: In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.
@Rick_IZ: People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer
Just throw it out. I'll print it again.
@ella__fraser: You give great word of mouth
@sammontgomery: Forever 21... pounds overweight
"Describe yourself in one word."
@bobvulfov: demon: ur punishment in hell has been tailored just for u
demon: u have to enter a long wifi password for eternity & it'll never work