@UnFitz: In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.
@InternetHippo: Health care reform is a tough sell politically. How do you campaign against health insurance companies, whom everyone loves
@Sanbel11: -I can't stand liars and fakes
-You are so pretty
-See? Why can't everyone be honest like you
@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?
@rickolantern: They grow up so fast. My nephew lost his first tooth Saturday night
In a fight a with a bouncer