@peachgrenade: In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an "A" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.
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@SteveSuckington: If a shark attacks you, punch him in the nose. And if that doesn't work, use your severed arm to tickle his belly.
@TheTalkingPipe: They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.
@minnie_in_pink7: My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.