@peachgrenade: In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an "A" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.
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@pungodly: Apparently "I don't like scary movies," is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video.
@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.
@grimpossible: "Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."
@heidi420x: Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.