@soul_crazzy: In the beginning, God made Heaven and Earth... The rest was made in China.
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@timdonakowski: Naming your child “Roger” is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio.
@shutupmikeginn: I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, "mind if I join?"
@KateWhineHall: Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand.
@moose_chocolate: My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube.