@Cpin42: In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive.
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@Ristolable: I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it
@kendragaylord: How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
@sammyrhodes: My leg brushed against the toilet in a Starbucks bathroom. Goodbye leg. You were a good leg.
@garrettbarry70: A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again.