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@Book_Krazy: *In the elevator*

Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down?

Me: No. We're just friends

Guy: ....

*In the elevator*

Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down?

Me: No. We’re just friends

Guy: ….

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