@JennyJohnsonHi5: In the eye doctor waiting room with my mom. There's apparently an old person throat clearing competition here today.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@chopper4jk: When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!
@Home_Halfway: BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit
@fro_vo: [rhyme factory] BOSS: get cracking on those words that rhyme with “ow” WORKER: yes sir bow cow dow how *boss looks away* low mow *boss looks back* now pow *boss looks away again* row sow tow *boss looks back* vow wow
@SteveSuckington: Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry