@petemandik: In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands.
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@Cravin4: Wife text from work on Easter. "Happy Easter" quick reply as joke "I'm going to grind on you so hard" opens text.Was group family text.truth
@FlyJ_: My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist.
@StayAwayy_: My mom voice was so loud even my neighbors washed their hands & cleaned their rooms😒😒