@petemandik: In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands.
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@Eightinchgoat: Worst things about mid 40's: 1. Catching a view of yourself naked in the mirror. 2. Crying too hard to complete this list.
@2tonbug: Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.
@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.