@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man
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@IntrepidDeviant: What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?
@justliamwilson: So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over
@HuttonGray: Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button.