@michael_raphone: [In the gym] hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together
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@torrami: Doughnut boxes advertise "ZERO TRANS FAT" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: You know what they say, "Never go to bed hungry." HER: Angry. ME: *Mouth full of nuggets* It's prolly cuz you're hungry.
@Brentweets: I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking "What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"