@michael_raphone: [In the gym] hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together
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@wittwitbarista: Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell