@prodigalsam: In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn.
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@mulliganstewed: As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime.
@JohnLyonTweets: Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird.
@NeverOLLG: me looking at old pictures: why? me looking at old hair cut: why? me looking at old clothes: why? me looking at old crush: why?