@yonewt: In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental.
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@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@matt_simpson84: That scene from Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is breathing heavily up against the jeep glass, except its me at the hotdog display in 7/11
@FeelingEuphoric: ME (teaching driver’s ed): quick, what did that sign we just passed say? STUDENT: um ME: this is important STUDENT: *reluctantly* McDonald’s, one mile, exit 7A? ME: good. stay in the right lane and ready your blinker
@Reverend_Scott: GUY: I wish girls liked comics. GIRL: I love comics. GUY: Oh really? Then what's the Hulk's favorite flavor ice cream?