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@thetits: [in the park]

ME: aww look a baby

WIFE: is it on me?!

ME: um no it's in a stroll-

WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME

[in the park]

ME: aww look a baby

WIFE: is it on me?!

ME: um no it’s in a stroll-

WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT’S ON ME

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