@Shawn_spree: Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave.

@PimpleEye: My ex's ex and my left hand are dating.

@LaziestCanine: [christmas lights are being put up] Every moth ever: oh hell yeah

@bourgeoisalien: I misspelled "marriage" and Auto Correct changed it to "mirage." What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?

@OBiiieeee: HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES