@jonnysun: ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u

@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane

@TheMichaelRock: Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?

@Savage_Scavange: Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.

@shutupmikeginn: Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck