@bfrosty04: Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads...

@ClichedOut: COP: pull over ME: lol no it's a cardigan

@ch000ch: i wanna smoke whatever the people who got hype about seeing a bird and a plane before they realized it was superman were smoking

@LoveNLunchmeat: People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem...

@DirtMcTurd: My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday