@valerie_tosi: In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.
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@AtticusFinch79: [meeting the parents] Dad: what do you think of Baroque? Me: *trying to impress him* you should see my bank account. Im always broke.
@Junk_Boat: She told me she "literally died laughing," and that's when I realized she had to be a zombie and shot her in the face.