@valerie_tosi: In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.
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@Reverend_Scott: mugger: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE me: My best friend will protect me mugger: Haha, right- [my dog appears spinning dual nunchucks]
@zachreinert03: One time I saw a duck get hit by a wonder bread truck and that's pretty much why I try not to get too ambitious