@BatBatshitcrazy: In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.
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@JoParkerBear: They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise.
@SlabBaconBP: My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.
@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.
@TheMichaelRock: Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church.