@BatBatshitcrazy: In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.
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@jazmasta: There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@IamEveryDayPpl: Her: I have a funeral to go to but I don't have a date yet. Me: Aw, you can't go alone? She meant the date of the funeral. I know that now