@BatBatshitcrazy: In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.
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@JD_Barney: I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"
@SirEviscerate: *sees melted chocolate swirling in tv ad* ooooh yeah *raisins fall into the chocolate in slo mo* nooooo *punches hole in wall*
@timdonakowski: Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry.
@3sunzzz: I took a Viagra just to see what would happen, I couldn't sit down for four hours. Narrator: Ursula should never be left unsupervised.