@Kenworthy79: In the year 2065, old men will say 'bae'
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@MartaEffing: I hug my Uber driver at the airport so people will think I have a family that loves me.
@bridger_w: If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, "Yeah, I heard it sucks"
@VallyOfTheLilly: Him: Let's grill this steak Me: *slams table, screams at steak* WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS Him: that's not- Me: Refusing to talk? BIG MISTEAK