@Kenworthy79: In the year 2065, old men will say 'bae'
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@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
@NikiWithIssues: By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head.
@HelloJessicaFox: (My romance novel) “You have a pretty face,” he said. “Thank you,” she said, lifting up her bangs. “I’ve got even more face under here.”