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@Kenworthy79: In the year 2065, old men will say 'bae'
@zachreinert03: I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered
@leshnevsky: - Judy, you have such a great taste!
- Steve, stop biting me!
@i_eat_fruit: girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!?
me [visibly nervous]: not much!
@SlipCarefully: To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.
@DepecheALAmode: I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like "Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"