[In this tweet spoons fall in love harder than anyone] "My darling I am a spoon for you, you fill my world with frogs" [and frogs are joy]

@Hadzilla: If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately

@Pork_Chop_Hair: John Lennon: Here I stand head in hand, Turn my face to the wall— Me: um, it’s fine if you just count to 20 while we hide

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@VerbsRProudest: mmmm This chocolate speaks my language. Or it would, if it weren't being eaten. So. I guess it's probably horrified-screaming my language.

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@EmmaUtters: “Take one pill on an empty stomach” Me: What’s an empty stomach?

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@Mike_Bianchi: My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time.

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