[In this tweet spoons fall in love harder than anyone] "My darling I am a spoon for you, you fill my world with frogs" [and frogs are joy]

@_youhadonejob1: Meanwhile in Thailand.

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@envydatropic: Me - Actually goes for a walk FitBit - You OK?

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@iMikosnyc: I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams.

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@Cpin42: Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?

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@HelmdawgE: Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has "will get in cars with strangers" in her bio. I'm hiding........

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