@sarah1mc: Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty.

@Birdhumms: The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned

@itsa_talia: one time a friend asked me "how are you still single?!" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head

@jordan_stratton: Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality.

@ColesTwitt3r: i made a craigslist ad !