@bridger_w: In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate
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@hrtbps: "How can it be global warming," pondered @realDonaldTrump, "if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@leyawn: im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason