@bridger_w: In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate
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@DurtMcHurtt: I have the confidence of a bald headed eagle, and the shy modesty of his distant relative the combover falcon.
@DrawingShadows: I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green.
@tchrquotes: If you're filling a glass up and stop halfway, it's half full. If you're emptying a glass and stop halfway, it's half empty. You're welcome
@Sassafrantz: Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh