@bridger_w: In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate
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@bush_piglet: Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.
@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.
@Ibeerya: Saw a couple standing in the park holding each other tightly, silently, not moving. I was touched. Both their phones must've been stolen.
@markhoppus: "The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll.