@hippieswordfish: [in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy.
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@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
@HeidiGolightly: Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think "stabby" is a feeling, right?
@clemdytan: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.