@psybermonkey: The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it

@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.

@TheBoydP: It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?

@DirtMcTurd: I'm proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don't want to hang out with you now but I'm still proud...

@SwedishCanary: Are we there yet?...