@sucittaM: I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms.

@YourPrincess_L: Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else.

@jonnysun: bill cosby's full name is "bill sinby over tanby"

@OhDuarte: My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift.

@desi_princess: No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.