@psybermonkey: The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it
@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
@TheBoydP: It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?
@DirtMcTurd: I'm proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don't want to hang out with you now but I'm still proud...
@SwedishCanary: Are we there yet?...
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