@Diversion50: In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes.
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@Cheeseboy22: My wife is always like, "You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra.
@zachreinert03: My friends holds her breath driving past cemeteries cause of superstition but I thought she just didn't want to be cocky about breathing
@MadamBetteNoire: Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table.