@JimmerThatisAll: If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.

@CornOnTheGoblin: ♫ she's just a small time girl workin at Jurassic Woooorld opened a raptor cage now they're everywhere ♫

@ComicBookNOW: WHO DID THIS?

@velvettusk: "Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too.

@Rollinintheseat: I wish job sites ranked jobs by the level of human interaction you will have to deal with on a daily basis.