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@SIGKILL: in which a Twitter developer finally discovers Twitter
@MsSkarsgaard: Someone just called me nice and I've never felt so misunderstood.
@Twtercide: Relationship status
Karate chopping hand holding couples' hands apart at the mall
@bug_hugs: MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT
@LosLos__: HR: You said: You're "moist" welcome?
HR: You're fine.
HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect.
@RobDenBleyker: I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing.