@antifatwa: Incredible customer service.
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@FuckabillyRex: Someone challenged me to, “Get out of your comfort zone,” and I was like, “Lady, the last time I felt comfortable was sometime in 1982.”
@semple42: There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me.
@Holy_Mowgli: ME: I got fired for microwaving fish at work HER: whoa, fired? that seems harsh ME: whatever, I didn't like working at the aquarium anyway