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@CheryeDavis: Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
@noog: Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.
@moooooog35: [1st day in Senate]
Me: I'm against genetic engineering
Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs
Me: How much funding do you need
@Dawn_M_: Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?
@ibrownied: Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do.