@Lazer_Cat_: Independence Day was basically aliens blew shit up and then we gave them a copy of Windows and won the war.
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@IAmKashWah: *outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn
@dubstep4dads: .@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back