@SadieSkyNinja: Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe.
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@alispagnola: Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber.
@Poutymcgee: See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a "hand washer".
@FinallyHeSleeps: Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider.
@wolfmannjr: Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again