@aka_fatman: Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!
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@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
@NotThatKristi: We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@_troyjohnson: Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z