@Extranaut: Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.
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@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"
@ThisOneSayz: Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*
@ShaeAaron: The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.
@trevso_electric: Filming my own version of "Taken" using cats. My cat will play Liam Neeson and the red dot from a laser pointer is his daughter.