@80want: inexplicably call ur boss "shortpants" until he gets insecure & buys pants that are longer. dont stop til he looks like a kid in dad clothes
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@gobmentcheese: If horror movies have taught me anything it's that you can build a house on an Indian burial ground & yet still be haunted by white people.
@Sassafrantz: Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always "KILL" or "MURDER" or "YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"