@kelkulus: Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you.
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@Axenbane: I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery.
@_mindflakes: (boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today
@Jfficial: People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?