@kelkulus: Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you.
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@GiantsofDiving: Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?
@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@ranndrew: I don't like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night.