@kelkulus: Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you.
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@EtobicokeErnie: Remember when you were a kid and the TV set in your basement weighed 8,000 pounds?
@UncleDuke1969: Standing in the snow on a sub-zero morning, holding a steaming bag of poop, I begin to question my ‘dogs are better than people’ philosophy.
@Ixwie: When u get charged £1.85 by a cash machine to get ur own cash out and it has the cheek to tell u to cover ur pin to prevent getting robbed
@AGreaterMonster: I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops.