@kelkulus: Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you.
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@CoopSoSarc: I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing.
@inigoomontoya: I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again