@dankmccoy: Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there.
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@Parkerlawyer: Hubs sent me this text: There's no wrong way to tell the person you love that their beautiful. Me: *they're.
@lexiedawn: My dog just puked on the floor. 5yo: MOMMY, LOOK! Me: Eeeww! 5yo: We are just gonna have to move now! I like the way this kid thinks!
@SurreySlum: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.