@CharmandBrains: *Inspirational Tweets*
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@QwertyJones3: Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown
@ActuallyEmerson: Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid.
@NotthatAdamWest: It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.
@QueefTornado: Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" will get you arrested.