@megfraser: Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend.
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@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
@DrDogMD: COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao
@SgtButtCheeks: My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy.