@megfraser: Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend.
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@KizerBillhelm: *dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*
@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know
@quikkim: *Approaches a guy reading "Catch Me If You Can"* I love that book. The way he just *clenches fist* catches all those freakin' cans.