@StellaRtwot: Instagram better not use my cloud pics. THEY'RE MY CLOUDS GET YOUR OWN CLOUDS ZUCKERBERG!
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@MsCarlissima: My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you." *Soft kiss*
@jewfacekilla: Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.
@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@LoveYoorFate: The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can't hear you" over and over