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@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@samstein: March 23: Trump pretends to drive big-rig. House bill falls apart. July 17: Trump pretends to drive firetruck. Senate bill falls apart.
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
@LucTabone: My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician.