@JDBooie: Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate.
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@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.
@sofarrsogud: ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?
@JasonLastname: It's not illegal to tell a ghost story when a cop shines a flashlight in your face