@BuffaloHomo: Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do.
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@Ivsy01: A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
@Tmoney68: My GF called me "behind the times" today. I got so upset, I paused the VCR, paged my friends & asked them to fax me their best advice.
@JMFnSparks: The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want