@BuffaloHomo: Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do.
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@Mickey_McCauley: The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table.
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.
@my_minivan_life: "Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "That's cool."
@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.