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@amselts: Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it's 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don't need to eat.

Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it’s 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don’t need to eat.

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