@GloriaFallon123: Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with
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@Brianhopecomedy: Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, "That's not your left foot" a billion times.
@ch000ch: if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer
@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
@_ElvishPresley_: Alfred: I've completed engineering on the new batmobile radar unit Batman: That's great and did the dishes do themselves? Alfred: no sir