@HomeProbably: Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away.
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@envydatropic: Indoor water parks full of kids in diapers for when you want to catch a case of name that bacterial infection
@BitchyJasmine: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
@liv_thatsme: Well, I was in a huge hurry until you started driving 1 inch from my bumper. Now, I've got all the time in the world.
@thenatewolf: Reading about Selena Gomez getting a kidney from her best friend and thinking about my friend who said he didn't like to loan out his DVDs.