@jwoodham: Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back.
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@cool_as_heck: ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark
@3_livi: Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone