@Randazzoj: Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?
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@heatherlou_: I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly
@NintenDom: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"