@IamEveryDayPpl: My scariest campfire story is about the time I held a flashlight under my chin to tell one and everybody started counting my whiskers...
@ObviousOstrich: If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown.
@MooseAllain: "I've built a model of Mount Everest"
"Is that to scale?"
"No, just to look at"
@Reverend_Scott: *calls boss*
Me: I can't come to work.
Boss: Why not?
Me: Gotham city needs me.
Boss: ...You're not Batman.
Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly.
@Fred_Delicious: History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud
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