@Storminika: Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words "Me too"?
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@maughammom: Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember.
@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
@SamGrittner: Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny.