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@rolldiggity: Instructions for having an adventure:
1. Stand outside restaurant.
2. Wait for someone to ask if you're the valet.
3. Say yes.

Instructions for having an adventure:
1. Stand outside restaurant.
2. Wait for someone to ask if you’re the valet.
3. Say yes.

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