@Dutch_50: Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff.
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@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@matt___nelson: [start of interview] Me: hi sir nice to meet you *i go to shake is hand but spill his coffee everywhere* Interviewer: ...welcome to BP
@envydatropic: I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days
@turkeyheadmac: No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won't have a clue how to get back here