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@OGJefe: Intelligence is the new cleavage
@thestlouisan: It's like "society" expects you to wear "different clothes" every day.
@mejustbeth: Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners.
@Parkerlawyer: Broke my make-up mirror this morning.
I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, "Your eyeliner is really crooked."
@korryduke: Do you smell smoke?
I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath.
@iAmGolfy: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol