@OGJefe: Intelligence is the new cleavage
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@Token_Geezer: The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline
@WilliamAder: Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
@robfee: If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.
@MatCro: [4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] "There has to be a better way." VOICEOVER: "Hot tubs."