@JohnLyonTweets: Interesting how Lassie always happens to be at the scene when a kid "falls" down a well.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm so excited! I just planted my first Azalea. Iggy: Help! Let me out of here! Me: Hush! Flowers don't talk silly.
@Parkerlawyer: My Husband objected to a question I asked in court and we are on the same side if you wanted to know how fun it is to work with your spouse.
@seamusmckracken: That curb was easily going 30 mph when it hit my car.
@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
@ohheyohhihello: what do we want??? CHEESECAKE when do we want it??? PEOPLE VERY RARELY SAY THEY WANT SOMETHING THAT THEY DON’T WANT IMMEDIATELY
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