@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
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@d_duhwit: Me:"But if, as the sign says, there are 'no right turns' can u really fault me for making a wrong one." Cop:"Thats deep but, yes."
@AdamOfEarth: 12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing