@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
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@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.
@ObscureGent: Stealing the candy is not the issue here. The real issue is why are you feeding your baby candy.
@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?