@michaelianblack: Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate.
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@Book_Krazy: TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*
@TheMichaelRock: [trying to be the cool dad] me: what is up lit fam 15yo: dad, please stop me: what are the goals of your squad