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@david8hughes: [interrogation]
"How do u kno the deceased?"
I was his drug dealer.
"Louder for the tape?"
[leans in]
I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

[interrogation]
“How do u kno the deceased?”
I was his drug dealer.
“Louder for the tape?”
[leans in]
I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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